mother of all jerks

Episode 2

Where was I?

Oh, yes, Tommie the fool or jester in Queen Kelley's court wanted to cast her evil spell on the good knight, Sir Sandman.  The self-centered children of the village of Gun were unhappy and their neurotic parental units were also mad with Sir Sandman.  They wanted the kindly knight to give them as much or more grain than the other kids who were good kids and followed the Sandman's rules.  These brats went crying and lying to their parental helicopter units about the rules.  They claimed that they had no idea what the rules were.  But 90% of the kids - the good and honest kids - heard the rules and followed them to the letter.

Sir Sandman was horrified at the lies and stupidity of the brats and their very sick parental units.  Poor old Tommie had had her backbone removed at birth.  Queen Kelley had had the same operation.  They were unable to stand up to the angry, disturbed wishes of the helicopter parents.  The caved in and went after the good Sir Sandman.  This foolish, gutless acton the part of Tommie and the Queen lead the privileged 10% to organize a petition against Sandman.  They filled it with lies and hurtful statements which only spoiled brats know how to invent.

What a pity?  The lunatics are running the asylum.  The Queen and Tommie are such losers that they don't have the heart nor soul to stand up to the 10%.  Their self-interests trump their sense of right & wrong.  They are willing hostages to the whims and wishes of the untalented tenth.  Long live the whiners!  Short live the 10%ers and their lies!

Warning to all ye good & bad people - what goes around, comes around.

Episode 3 to follow....